the hoves

A state of being extremely jealous of women in another man's company, even if you have never met her before. Extremely contagious; symptoms include schweffing, cockblocking, and moaning about being so alone. Exacerbated when the guy accompanying the girl is a dickhole and/or friend.

Guy 1: Look at that ginger cunt with that hot girl... What a jeb end!

Guy 2: I saw her first asshole, stay the fuck away!

Guy 3: You guys have a bad case of the hoves...

the hoves by Booms and Yawne October 14, 2011

The Hines Ward 

The Hines Ward is quite simple, it is when you put seran wrap on someone's head. Then, you take a hot, musty dump on their head which leads you into molding the poo into a resemblance of Hines Ward's beautiful, bald head.

Duffy just got out of the shower, so we decided to give him The Hines Ward.

The Hines Ward by Big Homie Jeptha December 20, 2014

The Hive Mind 

The deep state formed by the mental interconnection of all bald men

Look at James! His receding hairline is an indication that he has joined The Hive Mind!

The Hive Mind by Sharonmg May 20, 2023

Poking the hive 

When someone is aware of the negative consequences of doing something but go ahead and do it anyway. In other words, you are asking for trouble.

I don't know, that guy looks pretty tough, do you really want to be poking the hive.

Poking the hive by slang-a-lang June 1, 2013

hop on the hive 

a term used among Minecrafters and other gamers to describe a violent gay orgy.

Person 1 : Hey, do you wanna hop on the hive later tonight?

Person 2: Sure, I'm down. Can I bring a couple friends?

hop on the hive by ganondorfplays February 28, 2021

The Hines Maneuver 

The sexual act of slamming ones hand, open palm in a forceful manner, on the back of your partner’s head whilst receiving oral pleasure. This is done to get an unwilling girl to get the shaft farther down her throat.

Jill couldn’t get my dick down her throat far enough so I had to perform the Hines Maneuver on her.

The Hines Maneuver by UberBad March 17, 2005

the haves and have-nots 

very rich and very poor people

The tension between the haves and have-nots of the society.

the haves and have-nots by Katey_UP November 12, 2013