The dirtiest Evan 

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.

When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.

The dirtiest Evan by Smells like trout August 14, 2024

Evan The Bomber 

Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin

Evan The Bomber Rubbed his cock on my spinal cord

Evan The Bomber by M0nke March 19, 2024

The Evans Paradox 

A social technique, where a person is liked regardless of his dubious actions because he is cute and/or looks innocent.

Tom: How come everyone feels sorry for Nathan, he just punched a girl

Rob: Its because he cried, its part of the Evans Paradox

The Evans Paradox by RedDragonDaviez March 8, 2009

The Evans Claw

The only true way to find a womans G-Spot.

The arching of two fingers in such a position that it cant possibly fail to find the G-Spot has become known as The Evans Claw since it was passed down from "Ice" A true hero to all men.

The Evans Claw by Scrave April 23, 2006

The Evans effect

Incorrect 'bodged, cheap electrical craftsmanship, as a result of a large number of unskilled, inexperienced, beta males. in a closed environment.

when viewing poor electrical installation - 'who has succumbed to the Evans effect', 'have i just entered the Evans effect'

The Evans effect by Final Twinkler March 26, 2021

St mark the evangelist 

Welcome to the worst school you will ever hear about. A school where the class of 2020 has the most fakes in the entire world (especially in one home room where one girl had her nudes seen by every 8th grader last year). Oh and don’t forget a shit faculty. Horrible teachers. Classes that you won’t ever use in your life time. Teachers has shit grading skills. Unfair dress code. And a p.e. Teacher who gives you pedophile vibes

Someone: “what school do you go to”
Someone: “st mark the evangelist”
that one girl: “I go to that school and everyone has seen my nudes!”

St mark the evangelist by 1234488382828283 September 14, 2019

st john the evangelist 

the worst tcdsb school in all of toronto

person one: "Do you go to st john the evangelist?"
person two: "Yes.. i go to SJE.."
person one: *walks away*

st john the evangelist by emophile March 18, 2023