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The Peeping Eskimo 

While having Intercourse when the male is going at it a bit too hard and pulls out from the nice Cocoon like warmth of the vagina only to be met by the freezing cold air of a Back Alley/Bus Shelter aswell as the horny bitch screaming stick it back in there!, which symbolises an Eskimo leaving his nice warm (fish smelling) igloo only to be met by a blizzard and a big angry "Fuck Off" Polar Bear.
Dave: "Hey Jeremy, was waiting for the bus the other night with Kate but it wasnt coming for 15 minutes so i gave her The Peeping Eskimo, she roared like a polar bear.
The Peeping Eskimo by Exeter High October 3, 2009
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The Dirty Eskimo 

The art of sticking a popsicle in someone's ass while they are passed out and then putting it back in the wrapper and placing in that persons fridge.
While Garrett was passed out I did the dirty eskimo.
The Dirty Eskimo by Byng6 September 16, 2007

THe Alsacian Eskimo

put a damned icecube on sum1s dick till it turns blue and then suck it like no tommorow. crazy ice cold blue head. possibly the most awesomest sex thing ever. EVER.
i gave your dad the alsacian eskimo last night, he cried like a 2 yr old bitch cuz it was soo good
THe Alsacian Eskimo by cokeheadslut December 28, 2007

Eskimo in the Swamp 

Where a man or woman Eskimo kisses a vagina.
Dude, I Eskimo in the Swamp last night and now I can't smell anything.
Eskimo in the Swamp by C-Dunc April 14, 2010

The Red Hot Chocolate Eskimo 

Step 1 : Piss in the snow to make hole
Step 2 : Drop a deuce in that hole

Step 3 : Pour some Frank's Red Hot on it
Step 4 : Whip your dick out
Step 5 : Go to pleasure city
Hey man, I was really lonely last night so I did the red hot chocolate Eskimo and I gotta say...it was the best orgasm of my life.