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The Egg Breath 

A sexual practice where the receiver farts into the givers mouth and then blown back into said receivers face.
Similar to the Egg Cup but with your mouth.
“I was going down on this girl and she farted in mouth, so I gave her The Egg Breath”

the egg about to crack 

when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate
okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.

When the egg is fresh baked 

"eggs are tasty. the egg could be a sunny-side up, hard boiled, scrambled, etc. if the egg is fresh baked, i will do a dance with my friends on top of the british flag with my man, plumpous"

-Tahan
Oh wow! A beautiful egg! When the egg is fresh baked, I will do a dance!

The yellow from the egg 

A german idiom translated to english, indicating that they can't speak english well.
My english is not the the yellow from the egg, but it goes

Not the yellow of the egg 

The words that come out of the mouth of any German that doesn't speak English well. Generally pronounced "not ze ielloo of ze ek"
A (american): *insert compliated English sentence here*
B (german): Sorry, my English is not the yellow of the egg, I do not understand.

i'm gay for the egg

A declarance by the now-gay Wilbur Soot that he finds the yellow egg very fucking hot and is gay for it.
Wilbur: *sees the yellow egg saying "yellow" and dancing sexily*
Wilbur: *leans back in chair*
Wilbur: I'M GAY. I'M GAY FOR THE EGG!