The Larry Dolan Circle of Suck 

When some asshole cheapskate Major League Baseball owner trades his top level talent for bullshit prospects when they are due to get paid, hence signaling a rebuilding process. 5 years down the road, he will inevitably trade that talent when and if they are due for a contract, signaling the beginning of another rebuilding process.

Larry Dolan's minion, Mark Shapiro, dealt the reigning Cy Young award winner for 4 guys who will inevitably be bagging groceries in a few short years, continuing the Larry Dolan circle of suck.

The Larry Dolan Circle of Suck by The ghost of Manny Ramirez July 30, 2009

the doan 

The single coolest man on the face of the earth. His touch can impregnate women. The sweat from the brim of his nose flow past his glasses and when they hit the floor, a flower sprouts. Everyone's first words as a baby are Doan.

The Doan.

the doan by The Doan Worshipper November 4, 2013

the gay dolans 

Bitches who suck ass

Those look like the gay dolans

the gay dolans by TheOriginalHater December 1, 2017

Doan N the penguin 

Dum stupid person big ugly pants

“Ahh no I forgot my car keys” “Wow bob your really acting like Doan N the penguin she’s so stupid and ugly and dum dum

Doan N the penguin by Big man wife having Giga chad April 24, 2022