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The Crab Man 

An old folks tale in Ohio. The Crab man gets tweaked on meth and steals people's souls.
Be careful Timmy, stay away from meth or the Crab man will take your soul!
The Crab Man by Themethking September 25, 2018

On The Crab

When you experience a few days of being a gash magnet. It's completely random but they come flocking.

Taken from 'The Deadliest Catch' when a pot comes up full.
Steve - Four this week, Dave. I'm definately 'on the crab'. Dave - Nice one mate, fill your pots.

Charlton The Crab 

A crab shaped money box with a big grin on his face. Sometimes mistaken for a frog.

Spanking the Crab 

Having sexual relations with a female, who has recently received a sunburn on her genital area.
After a long day at the local nude beach, Melinda received a god awful sunburn, but Ryan still talked her into a long night of Spanking the Crab.
Spanking the Crab by Nasty Society January 26, 2011

Rab the crab 

Another word for letting one rip! ( fart )

this word was made up in the town of OBAN
"oh, Rab the crab has just arrived!"

Throwing the crab 

When a neurodivergent person greets another neurodivergent person by shaping their body like a crab. Similar to random noise greetings by neurodivergent people. This is also how neurodivergent people test new people.
I wasn't sure about the new group of people at the party, so i tried throwing the crab. I immediately found another neurodivergent person and we hung out away from the normies.
Throwing the crab by Girulem March 17, 2022