When you zip yourself into a sleeping bag and you have two gay guys fight to see who rips a hole in the bag first to fuck you
My friends from San Francisco invited me for a Mexican dish called the San Fran Chalupa, but now my sleeping bag isn't water proof and my intestines are due for a sonogram in two months
Emerson: "Son, whay you do today?"
Carlos: "I went smack at this fine ass girl, i took her to my house, i fucked her, AND she paid for gas!"
Emerson: "Thats the whole chalupe!"