What the Hell Carlos

Synonym for: Why did you do that? What the heck? What the F David Blaine?

Shortened to WTHC when used for instant messaging or texting.

Dude, I went to the liquor store but I forgot to buy some rum.

What the Hell Carlos!?

What the Hell Carlos by Mr. Scherer October 15, 2008

Carlos the peanut 

The worst friend that could ever exist, he is the one that would poop in his pants, he is the one that will make fun of you tell you get aids, he will rape you if he needs too.

dude carlos the peanut.

Carlos the peanut by Carlos the peanut. November 19, 2019

Carlos the Jacker 

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

Carlos the Jacker by scodder April 30, 2010

Carlos The Fifth 

noun, adj: the name of a creepy looking candy bar from Mexico, what you call someone that does something in a stupid or a homosexual manner.

Peter: Hey guys, let's go watch My Little Pony.
John: My Little Pony??! Oh god you are such a Carlos The Fifth.

Carlos The Fifth by Stiffy Fedora November 12, 2012

The big Carlos 

The biggest, most dumb of the gays!!!

Caleb: You are the big Carlos!

Carlos: what?

The big Carlos by krazy in the head not in bed;( October 29, 2018

Carlos- The Baby 

Carlos is the baby from the hangover who has recently became my kid and is also simultaneously a world wide media agent star working with the likes of travis scott and kanye west. He has only a couple good friends and runs as small buisness in turkmenistan.

Wow look over there she is making Carlos- The Baby smoke.

Carlos- The Baby by Yegor_run November 25, 2021

Juan Carlos Barrera - The Famous Celebrity 

The Mexican (wall jumper) kid who has severe autism with a sprinkle of masochism. The kid is primarily a Fortnite kid and a freeloader. Surprisingly doesn't spend money on the v bucks. But instead is addicted to porn and spends his time paying other school kids who pretend to be their friends. He is secondarily mentally retarded, and probably gay. He has this mentality due to the lack of other companions in his household. His father wasn't of absence, but still acts like it. The mentally retarded child is probably better off put down.

This Juan Carlos Barrera - The Famous Celebrity guy a my school seems chill. Next day later. I was wrong.

Juan Carlos Barrera - The Famous Celebrity by DoofPoof March 20, 2022