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The Birdwell Disclaimer 

The Birdwell , originated in Villa Park IL representing a well bearded man and clever master of memes. The Birdwell Disclaimer is a term used when you are trying to seduce a woman, but want to be clear, you are not the best in bed-but still good.
Man, I met this hot girl at the bar. She was really into me but I had to set the expectations and give her the Birdwell Disclaimer.
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The Birdfeeder

When a woman is on her back and the man is face fucking her whilst she is begging for it, like it's food and she's starving (much like a mother bird feeds her chicks). The man proceeds to tease the woman by pulling it out and letting her get some nibbles.
Oh shit Charlie was giving some girl the birdfeeder again last night. She was hungry too!

All the biddies say Hey! 

To be said whenever an attractive female passes by. Usually shouted when driving by a hot girl.
Guy 1: Welcome to the wet t-shirt contest

Guy 2: All the biddies say hey!

maccin the biddies 

To get all up in a ghetto ass.
Dovermen has been maccin the biddies.

Baby Birding the Birthday Boy 

Noun
The act of vomiting up birthday cake on the birthday boy's penis mid-fellatio.
She tried to play it cool, but I caught my girlfriend Baby Birding the Birthday Boy!

Baby Birding The Meat

When you gag on Daddy's Cock and someone else takes over but they can still taste the vomit
Last night I took two girls home from the bar and they were Baby Birding the meat all night long