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The act of organizing one's bedroom.

to organize ones bed room one must perform a series of acts eg: calling in the booty call in the bed, cleaning up the cooking crumbs in ones bed, covering up ones dirty laundry in ones bed & last but not least perform the ultimate orgasm spectrum in the bed. for the sake of having a bed in the bedroom
The act of organizing one's bedroom.

dean: hey jennyjugs wanna come over for a booty call?
jenny: what if your women finds out?
dean: what? that your a guy oh silly jenny she would only care if you were a chick!
jenny: well make sure you do the washing & clean up your crumbs
dean: dang! i know i have to keep my hand out of the cookie jar but i just cant get enough of that orgasm spectrum!
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The Act Right

Noun: A gun, most commonly a semiautomatic handgun.

Synonyms: Chopper, Iron, Gat, Strap.

Available in calibers from .17HMR - .50AE

Most typically, choice in caliber directly corresponds to amount of compensation for penis size. (See also: Micropenis)
The Act Right: A gun.

People start running their mouth and talking wreckless, but once I jerk that pistol and get ready to do work they all the sudden wanna act right.

The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle. 

Herbal Essences is the act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle. According to Urban Dictionary, at least.

the act of having to live 

make it stop please jk never gunna give you up never gunna let you down never gunna run around and dessert you never gunna make you cry never gunna say goodbye never gunna tell a lie
person1: the act of having to live

person2: dont click on that
person1: why
person2: its a rick roll

the act of having to live it sucks

The act of yanking ones chain 

To "pull someone's leg" or pull a joke over on someones
I really just yanked Ellie barkleys chain!

That is the act of yanking ones chain

Caught in the act 

Being caught masturbating, usually refered to a teenage male. It is extreamly embarrassing for both parties, especially if you dont know they are there and do something that reveals your erection in full view. You dont really want your mum or sister seeing what your manhood looks like at its best.
One time i was masturbating in my room fully naked when my brother came in and I was caught in the act. He could not have walked in at a worse time as I was about to come. I quickly stood up to hide myself but i was past the point of return and sperm pumped into my palms as i hid my dick. It dripped through my fingers and the orgasm was so powerful i let out a few pathetic gasps. I still cannot look my brother in the eyes.

off the act 

When someone do some stupid shit
Did u hear bout keke showing her bootyhole in the club

Yeah girl she off the act!!
off the act by Raiden Allen October 12, 2017