telepathic sex

Long distance sex, usualy done by two people of the opposite sex. Done by picturing the other person at the other end, and masturbating at the same time.

1. "Hi Jeanny, let's do telepathic sex tonight at 11pm."
2. "I did telepathic sex with my boyfriend Bobby last nite, I squirted good."

telepathic sex by Wild Card July 28, 2008

Telepathicaly Gothictional

1.To mean the Gothiction of every single telepathic person in the world

2. The purpose of knowing things that people don't want to know

1.He said no to Telepathically Gothictional when he was offered some.

2. He telepathically gothictional knowledge showed that he had wet the bed 834 times

Telepathicaly Gothictional by Iggy128 June 26, 2004

Telepathic Tourette’s 

Where deep anxiety and the perfect combination of ungrounding meet.

When one unwillingly spews out mind thought bubbles of utter bullshit from the deepest layers of their unconscious whilst existing in a overwhelmed state.

When anxiety arises due to unresolved trauma that’s yet to be discovered and one telepathically begins antagonizing others one feels threatened by on some level. Often going to the deepest crevices of the unconscious and pulling out derogative terminology.

When one is in a place where they don’t feel safe for whatever reason and then proceed to find unintentionally find trigger points of others they’re around and telepathically use those against them in an effort to create distance and find peace yet again alone.

Yea man… he did LSD and then developed Telepathic Tourette’s … says the most ridiculous shit. But gotta love him ya know…how could he even begin to explain the situation? he’s aight

Telepathic Tourette’s by Mr Anderson 007 February 27, 2023

telepathic shuffle 

The slightly unnerving event of the shuffle feature on an MP3 player or other media player somehow choosing a song particularly appropriate(or, in the case of a sarcastic telepathic shuffle, spectacularly innappropriate) piece of music.

Just as his friend pwned him, Dave's computer did a telepathic shuffle and rickrolled him by playing Never Gonna Give You Up.

telepathic shuffle by Ch'mera April 28, 2008

telepathic tramp 

That bitch that be living next door but you can read her mind and she hella flirting wit yo man but you can't prove it so you buy some aluminum foil and start wearing it on yo head to block her telepathic tramp thoughts.

The bitch Sally is such a telepathic tramp she keeps asking my man to come over through the walls but I can't prove it.

telepathic tramp by lizdawiz January 31, 2019

telepathic testosterone 

The phenomenon by which a guy knows what another guy is thinking.

1. "you know how I know that dudes just playing that gal?" "Telepathic testosterone?" "Yup!"
2. "He's in love with Jen. Just too chicken to admit it!" "Oh yeah, how do you know?" "Telepathic testosterone dude!"

telepathic testosterone by blueberry panda January 6, 2014

the telepathic kid 

A sick perverted corpse grinder or necrophilliac Someone who enjoys sex with dead people

Don't invite him to your funeral i heard he was just like the telepathic kid

the telepathic kid by HAH! June 7, 2004