Teacup Gangster

A person who has qualities and/or attitude of a gangster, but is physically petite and/or dainty. Quite often they seem unaware of this fact.

"Hey Kim said there was something about wearing hoodies that made her feel comfy and good

but she's so little she ends up looking like a teacup gangster!"

by generalee72 September 18, 2009

Teacup Pigging

Having anal intercourse with a midget while said midget is eating a bowl of cereal with no utensils and squealing like a pig.

Man, when Bill Clinton was in office he couldn't stop "teacup pigging" the Midget Society of America.

by Dirty Old Man Needs Love October 25, 2012

Teacup Human

A midget, munchkin, little person, dwarf.

Hey bob, did you know the strip club down the street is having a leprechaun special for St. Patrick’s Day? It’s a bunch of teacup humans stripping in leprechaun outfits, the cover is only $10!!!

by LilBiscuitOnDaTrack November 10, 2018

teacup pig

Genetically engineered in the early 1970s in response to popular demand for “things that are miniature” (see Cooper Mini, espresso, Lilliputians, etc.), the teacup pig became an instant “fan favorite” as a pet amongst “posh teens” given their “cute-little ears” and “cute-little snouts.” In time, the teacup pig’s role in society evolved, enjoyed as both an underground gambling sensation amongst inebriates due to the elasticity of their hip flexors, aerodynamic tiny tails and downhill running technique; later, for pig roasts within the midget community.

that teacup pig was delicious.

by the teacup pig August 16, 2010

teacup pigging

Going balls deep into a shank while eating sandwiches and playing the music of beck on cassette tapes and clips of Bill Clinton on VHS simultaneously.

I can't get the image of Monica Lewinsky outta my head after teacup pigging Aubry last night.

I got into teacup pigging to combine all my loves of music, history, sandwiches and sex.

by Astate indians October 28, 2012

teacup mode

An uncommon, solitary, sexual position where a man's penis is passed between his legs and inserted into his own anus, making his body topologically equivalent to a teacup or any other solid geometric shape with a ring attached to it. Generally used to convey the extreme undesirability of a task or situation.

Tom: "Would you believe it? My girlfriend and her family decided to surprise me at home on my birthday, just when I was going doggy style on that other chick Laura."

Harry: "Ouch! I bet you would have rather spent a whole day in teacup mode!"

by obs-r-us July 20, 2008

Teacup Pigging

1. The act of seduction involving teacup pigs.
2. The act of sexual intercourse because of teacup pigs.

Bill Clinton was teacup pigging with Monica and Hilary.

by Bmason12 October 29, 2012