Saudi Arabian Top Hat

When your scrotum is so loose, someone can stick their head in it, and wear it like a hat.

"Holy shit! You got some saudi arabian top hats!"

Saudi Arabian Top Hat by Big Angry Hippo February 24, 2005

Salisbury Top Hat 

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.

“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”

Salisbury Top Hat by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019

Small top hat 

A very small top hat you wear on your head.

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”

Small top hat by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023

san diego top hat 

The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.

Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.

san diego top hat by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017

Sir Top'm Hat 

A very gay person.

That Clay Aiken is a Sir Top'm Hat, if I have ever seen one.

Sir Top'm Hat by Dr. Archiballed March 17, 2004

sexy top hats 

What Brendon Urie wore in the I Write Sins Not Tragedies video by the popular indie band Panic! at the Disco

Brendon: Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.(while wearing a sexy top hats)

Sexy Top Hats are Totally Panic!

sexy top hats by Allisin August 28, 2006

Eating Top Hats

1. A person who eats top hats

2. Slang for baking cellphones

1. “Mate, can you stop eating top hats it’s kind of gross.”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”

Eating Top Hats by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018