too cool to hang out syndrome 

When you wanna go out at night and your friends don't get back to your message even though you know they got it.

I called everyone on my cell and messaged everyone on facebook but they all have too cool to hang out syndrome.

too cool to hang out syndrome by Ctownfrown March 14, 2008

unable-to-text-back syndrome

disease contracted by men whenever we text them saying anything remotely different to 'shag me now'

text reads, how are you? No reply. looks like hes caught the syndrome

unable-to-text-back syndrome by kkkkkkkkkk May 30, 2004

I don't want to do my work syndrome. (IDWTDMWS) 

1) Often occurs when trying to study or do any work.

2) Often confused with ADHD.
3) Can happen mid-sentence.
4) Power and symptoms often underestimated.

1) You don't stay focused when studying. I'm pretty sure you you have "I don't want to do my work syndrome." or commonly known as IDWTDMWS.
2) You: Doc. I think I have ADHD. I mean I can't focus when I'm working or studying.

Docter: No, you must have IDWTDMWS, or I don't want to do my work syndrome.
3) You writing: Billy is almost.......

You talking: What was that thing I was going to watch?
4) Your working one minute then get distracted and the next thing you know its been 5 hours since you did the thing you

were supposed to be doing.

I don't want to do my work syndrome. (IDWTDMWS) is a very serious thin, don't underestimate it.

I don't want to do my work syndrome. (IDWTDMWS) by Invisible Bobby June 24, 2020

S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome 

A rare but real disease. Very severe in all cases that have been found by scientists. It is not contageous, but people nearby may feel a small sample of the symptoms. The diseased person's children may inherit the disease. So far, a cure has not been found. Each letter of S.A.T.O.M.I. stands for a symptom that all cases have. Below are the main symptoms that come with the disease. Other minor symptoms may be found.

Stupidity (may vary from person to person)

Aging (body ages about three times faster than the actual age)

Terrifying (unattractive to the extreme)

Obesity (varies in body fat from person to person)

Mental-retardation (may actually have autism; a degrading of mental capacity is imminent)

Intolerance (to any degree of pain)

If at any time, you see or know anyone with the disease, all you can do is feel sorry for them.

I feel sorrow for anyone who has S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome.

S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome by President Jack Bauer October 31, 2014

Tomsyndrome 

Noun- When someone or thing's heart just cannot get enough of the growing phenomenon that is Tom Ryan Millar, we have decided to call it a syndrome because you get "hooked" on Tom

Most women in Marbella, Spain alot of them have Tomsyndrome

Tomsyndrome by TommyBoi March 3, 2009