Skip to main content
A penis with no body; only a head. Like a mushroom cap.
It is said that most Saudi Arabian men have a SYED.

The result of the Atomic explosion caused a SYED-like cloud
syed by Syed March 11, 2005
A pervert who likes Ruxandra but can bring himself to reciprocate. A guy who has sweaty hands and smells real bad
Syed aka Sweaty Hands aka Track Pants aka Pervert You hear me Syed i dont like you
Syed by Ruxandra May 6, 2005
He who has sex with little boys
A man was apprehended by police today for being a syed.

Statistics show that syeds are often killed in prison.
Syed by Syed March 11, 2005
One who is a total idiota
One who thinks quite well of himself for being such a retard
Syed: "One Who Is Awesome
One Who Is Ranked 3rd in the state for web design.
A great tennis Player
Syed Is Better Then Cecil In Tennis."

Kevin: omfg you're such a Syed...
Syed by hotsayx May 9, 2005
Gay ass hoe. Little stupid headass! Probably doesnt even drink cha... Is around 5 foot 1 inch
Syed: Alah Akbar!!!
Syed by Harry Gilmore August 25, 2019
syed is a pedo teacher. thank you for coming to my ted talk
"ew teacher syed is hitting on sara"
Syed by shanzuwu October 1, 2018