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swanton bomb

a move creadted bye the greatest wrestler of all time the charasmatic enigma jeff hardy a 180degree front flip with arms out you jump off of the tope rope(or ladder or cage or stage or jumbo screem or any thing jeff is crazy) arms out cruxifix arch your back then wright before you land onyour face throw your to your side flip over land on your back on your openent
holy crap jeff just swantoned off that 24 foot ladder and put bubba ray dudley throu that table onm the ramp how on earth did not kill him self
swanton bomb by xion May 7, 2005
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swanton bomb

When a squirrel falls off a power line after getting shocked
It got zapped it his it's back on the line and kind of did a swanton bomb there.

Swanton Bomb

When Tfue uses a rift, launch pad, or bouncer and shotguns a player in the face
Swanton Bomb by meecahmouse September 26, 2018

Ron Swanson Shot 

Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)

Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon

Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches
I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.

Ron Swanson 

The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.
"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."

--Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson by hamzawesome January 19, 2013

Ron Swanson 

The coolest guy ever
Hey you ever heard of Ron Swanson?
Who hasn't?
Ron Swanson by amgil October 25, 2018

barry stanton 

Proper brexit fella, loves his carling.
Barry Stanton is a true English patriot