Summon Cult 

a cult that likes to play idv, watch anime, and has a lot of shit going in hehe thanks for reading

an: love, lOvE, LOVE SUMMON CULT
kelli: i do too
an: no not in that way
cece: shut up guys
brooklee : *seen*

Summon Cult by SUMMONCULT January 7, 2020

Summon the Bone Dragon 

To suffer an uncontrollable erection that tears through one's pantaloons. Only a select few suffer from this condition, which occurs each year by the light of the hunter's moon.

Though he may walk amongst us as a normal man, come the autumnal equinox he will summon the bone dragon, thereby revealing himself.

Summon the Bone Dragon by Green-Hat April 22, 2010

Summon Bigger Fish 

Originating from the webcomic "Darths & Droids", it describes an all-purpose spell in a role playing game, often used by a character in even the most ridiculous scenarios and situations.

Darths & Droids, Episode 33:
"I cast a spell to summon a bigger fish!" - "Like what?" - "Summon Bigger Fish!"

In a medieval RPG:
"You encounter a lonely deer, idly grazing away."
"I cast Fireball!"
"Oh no - why don't you just Summon Bigger Fish?!"

Summon Bigger Fish by ceejay33 January 11, 2012

summon the golgothan

to call forth the mighty shit demon! i.e. taking an enormous, painful shit

summon the golgothan by Tiddlywinks July 12, 2003

summon a wizard

To call forth a wizard for some menial and average task.

Guy 1: "Aww, man. I have to mow the lawn!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, summon a wizard and have him use your old manual mower to get the job done!"

summon a wizard by Sir Raven III November 23, 2011

Summon the Octopus 

The act of inserting all eight fingers (thumbs are NOT fingers) into any bodily orifice.

"...I'm totally gonna get Janice to summon the octopus on my ass tonight!"

Summon the Octopus by bjbroderick February 28, 2009

Summon a fish 

Polite phonetic rendering of "Son of a Bitch," to be used when swearing isn't permitted or advisable.

Summon a fish, my wallet's been stolen!

Summon a fish by mightybjorn March 23, 2004