Sacked in the Pocket

Football QB metaphor applied to dating meaning to get told by someone that they just want to be friends or don't like you back, before you can make a move or ask them out.

In football, when a QB gets tackled before he can leave the pocket created by his linemen, it's called getting sacked in the pocket.

Me: Yo man did you ask that chick from your class out yet ?
Tom: Nah, man I got sacked in the pocket.

Sacked in the Pocket by Oklahoma City Plumber March 3, 2011

Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole

The most pleasurable cosmic event in history.

When Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole you experienced great joy.

Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole by Bangarangus75us October 1, 2022

Smucked in

When United States Representative Lloyd Smucker shows up. Unreliable

A forum of snack food corporations, look who smucked in! Never misses a photo op!

Smucked in by Yacketyyack January 22, 2020

Socked In 

Temporarily immobilized or stuck in place, typically due to bad weather such as a big storm or heavy snowfall.

Because of the major snowstorm, it looks like we'll be socked in here for a while. Might as well make the best of it!

Socked In by Ktylove January 21, 2022

Cricket in a sucker 

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket

Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV

Cricket in a sucker by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019

knuckle fucked in the cock sucker 

When someone is about to get their lights punched out directly

"He about got knuckle fucked in the cock sucker after he said that scandalous shit"

knuckle fucked in the cock sucker by jonesinj January 1, 2012

Ink Sucker 

A derogatory term for someone who smokes a vape pen.

Todd is such and ink sucker; he always vapes while driving his Subaru too quickly.

Ink Sucker by DapperPigeon February 6, 2018