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storing it for winter 

When a girl has absolutely no gag reflex and deepthroats your cock for extended periods of time.

If she is feeling spicy, she might be able to put your scrotum in her mouth at the same time.
Guy 1: Man, I got head from my girl last night.
Guy 2: Oh shit man, how was it?
Guy 1: Let's just say, she was storing it for winter.
Guy 2: GOD DAMN!

Candy Storing 

The act of sleeping with an excessive number of partners during a time of opportunity, usually following a long-term committed relationship.
Corie sure took advantage of his bachelor status following his divorce. He was like a kid in a candy store!

Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!

Candy Storing 

The act of sleeping with an excessive number of partners during a time of opportunity, usually following a long-term committed relationship.
Corie sure took advantage of his bachelor status following his divorce from Rhonda. He was like a kid in a candy store!

Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!

Worm On A String 

Worm On A String is your best friend! He loves you very very much. And you also love him. They are cute, fuzzy and have beautiful eyes. And they’re available in al the mc freakin’ colors you want! If your worm is lonely, buy him a friend. You can also make a giant worm, this is the ultimate life form.
Person one: Hey what you got there?
Person two: Oh it’s just my best friend, Worm On A String!

Six String Sympathiser 

One who guardedly believes in the value and role of the guitar in modern music, despite many seeing it as a dated instrument.
Fucking hell, not another six string sympathiser.

Worm on a string 

Friend: *sends picture of worm on a stick* “do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior worm on a string.”
You: hell yeah I do
Worm on a string by Boopbadoopbadoop February 17, 2020