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An American name for males. Stetsons are usually independant, fun loving, curious, and friendly. Stetsons are chick magnets who have thriving love lives because girls can't resist their charm. Stetsons' love matches are girls with names for love, such as Kristen or Amanda. Stetsons are charming, handsome, and intelligent. Men named Stetson are notorious for their large penises.
Stetson was great in bed last night.
This is my son, Stetson.
Stetson here graduated top of his class.
Oh, Stetson! Don't stop! YES! YES! YES!
Stetson by hard_to_handle January 4, 2008

Will Stetson 

I guy who makes anime songs into swing melody's
"Hey Bob what is that song playing on you're radio."

"Oh that's just black rover but its a swing arrangement by Will Stetson."
Will Stetson by taisted August 25, 2020

seasoned 

Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.
In a restaurant kitchen;

Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?

Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.
seasoned by JohnBoy28 February 22, 2009

seasoned skillet 

When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.
My wife always leaves a seasoned skillet waiting for me when I get in bed.
seasoned skillet by Garyr6273 June 29, 2009

Seasoned herb

Used instead of weed or marijuana in places with snitches and/or parents.
Kid: Yo Barry you got any seasoned herb?

Barry: Yeah man how much you need
Seasoned herb by Faggotqueer April 14, 2017

Steamoned 

When someone’s so drunk they turn into a demon
Annas eyes were different directions.... she was steamoned
Steamoned by Russdog22 December 8, 2019