Steak from Jake's arm 

Steak from Jake's arm, (Jake from Statefarm)

I want some Steak from Jake's arm!

Steak from Jake's arm by Mehllodie, Or something April 6, 2022

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

Trump steak sauce 

Ketchup, but served at expensive restaurant (especially when the steak is served well-done.)

Client: I would like some ketchup, please
Waiter: Please do not say "ketchup" out loud in here. We call it "Trump steak sauce."

Trump steak sauce by dranalog May 25, 2017

Brick City Steak-stick 

The practice of "cooking" a Slim Jim, or other dried meat stick, by using a cigarette lighter thereby giving it a nice smokey taste. Said to "taste just like steak ". Most commonly occurs withing the confines of an inner city urban setting.

Damn, Melvin's been cooking up that Slim Jim for ten mintues. That Brick City steak-stick gonna be banging

Brick City Steak-stick by ace789nj February 22, 2015

PC Steak Sub 

A holy and perfect confectionery delight made in the Elysian Fields by the One True God, where it is then magicked down to Golden Crust Pizza on Smith Street in North Providence, Rhode Island. The soft, expertly baked bread holds upon it the ultimate mixture the likes of which your uneducated palate has never before bared witness to. As you take a bite you are greeted like an old friend by the tender delicious steak. As you chew you realize that not only is there cheese, but blue cheese as well. Why blue cheese you ask yourself. And then it hits you. Yes, that is buffalo chicken you taste, for God has smiled upon you today.


WARNING
If you are not mentally, spiritually, and physically prepared for the sheer deliciousity your mouth has been confronted with, your heart may cave in and your head may explode.

"Dude what the fuck is that thing?"

"A PC Steak Sub, try it man"

"Damn that thing is good...but my heart hurts now..."

PC Steak Sub by Screaming Indecency July 2, 2008

steak sauce 

Really cool, as in A-1.

That slam-dunk was steak sauce

steak sauce by Koblow April 18, 2006

Steak Sauce 

In other words: A1. First-class, excellent.

Dude! That new sled is steak sauce!

Steak Sauce by Mytraxx April 18, 2006