Protein Stalactite 

n. refers to the mass of seminal fluid suspended from the gullet of a fellatio-performing sexual partner post ejaculation; may also refer to a drippy creampie.

When I was done with Harry's mom, she was left smiling, garnishing a protein stalactite.

Protein Stalactite by Captain Willie December 14, 2008

salty stalactite 

When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.

Jeffrey's ceiling is a pleasure-filled canvas of salty stalactites after he's ejaculated.

salty stalactite by rentahorror May 24, 2022

Subway Stalactite 

n. A build up of organic material on the ceiling of an underground subway composed mostly of run off from broken or corroded sewer carrying pipes. It's generally black, white, or brown in color with spotting of one or more of the other colors. It resembles a underwater volcanic plume of carbonic material hanging in cave-like stalactite formations. Often beneath subway stalactite there is also subway stalagmite, with different properties than the supplementary subway stalactite.

Subway Stalactite may be a black, brown or white deposit of sewage or run-off forming plume-like organic spikes.

Subway Stalactite by Srztanjur October 5, 2009

Kaberman stalactite 

Kaberman stalactite is a French word that means Ωvαλ (Στοίβαξε μια χαρά) is dancing on the orange juice napkins in the moon. Was created when the bladder of a frenchman could not hold orange juice, created when a british soldier spotted him in 1792.

He got Kaberman stalactite- Human being

Kaberman stalactite by pseudonym1916 February 12, 2025

Candarian stalagmite 

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.

It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

Candarian stalagmite by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Stalactits 

Boobs that hang down to waist-level.

After his weight-loss surgery, his manboobs deflated and became stalactits.

Stalactits by Leroywaggle June 10, 2013

Stalagmite

A dried, almost rock-like piece of feces.

John was astonished to find a stalagmite in his attic.

Stalagmite by Lucky Is Sucky April 22, 2011