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Squirrelling it

To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.
As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.

Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"

Squirrelling The Turd

The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.
John was stuck in traffic, so he was really squirrelling the turd.
Squirrelling The Turd by Pete1688 October 6, 2012

squirrelling your twert 

Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures
My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend

Squirrelflight

Daughter of Sandstorm and Firestar. Ginger pelt with one white paw and green eyes.
Squirrelflight is a character in Warrior cats.
Squirrelflight by Mossear April 17, 2020

Squirrelkinglish 

{Noun} The writing style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King; Who wrote the popular fan fiction "Half Life: Full life Consequences" which is known for having horrible grammar and obvious misspellings.

{Verb} To write in the style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King.
someons goasts Squirrelkinglish wepon

squirrelin' 

A girl who is looking for nuts. Just like a squirrel.
Person 1: Dude that girl is a major slut.
Person 2: I know she is straight squirrelin'.
squirrelin' by squirrels123 April 27, 2011