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A tiny baby penis that you can barely see kinda like a baby penis
My friend has a squimp
My mom sucks in squimps
Please get your squimp away from me
Squimp by Dr.OldManJenkins January 2, 2019
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Boring person who like to obsess over a girl to get something but in the end get nothing because he’s lame
"Dude look at him, still on that girl, what a squimp."
Squimp by Hdhsjshsau June 5, 2020
A person who is obsessed with someone purely platonically
A combination of the word "squish" (platonic crush) and "simp"
Person 1 "My homie is so cool. Like I dont want to suck his dick, but if he asked me to, I would, cuz I just respect him that much"
Person 2 "You're a squimp"
Squimp by Naruball July 30, 2022
It's from Japan. It's a gray oblong pill; quantum nanotechnology CPU. The super computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.

- Be More Chill
The Squip: Take your hands out of your pockets. Arch your back, puff out your chest. Add some swagger to your gate or you'll look like a masturbator. Fix your posture, then the rest.
Squip by Jeremy Heere June 5, 2017
This is some top-secret, can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
Jeremy: so it’s like... drugs?
Rich: it’s better than drugs.

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
Me: oh boy I want a squip (I was forced to write this help)
(Be More Chill Musical)
Squip by Emma Scot January 17, 2018
A microcomputer (fictional) that makes you more popular. From the novel and subsequent musical of the same name, Be More Chill. Activated with Mountain Dew, deactivated with the short-lived nineties drink, Mountain Dew Red, not to be confused with Mountain Dew Code Red, which is different.
"I got a squip." "You got quick?" "Not quick. Squip." - Be More Chill the musical
"Your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor. Your Squip."
squip by Saoirse C May 27, 2017