Spit shine the coochie 

Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie

Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie”

Spit shine the coochie by Microwavereadyspaghetti May 8, 2019

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump 

Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.

My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump by Penny Man August 4, 2008

Spit shine that cock 

To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.

My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.

Spit shine that cock by Lycaeus April 21, 2024

Brown Spit-Shine 

A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:

1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement

That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.

Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.

I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.

Brown Spit-Shine by Arnie P October 15, 2011

Arizona Spit Shine 

An Arizona Spit Shine (aka ASS) is the act of ejaculating on someone and rubbing it on them afterwards.

"Whoa, Dev just gave that chick an Arizona Spit Shine!"

Arizona Spit Shine by TooDevious4545 December 12, 2022

Chinese spit shine

Lead additive used extensively, almost comically, in protective coatings and plastics that would usually not require the addition of Lead.

Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.

*Nightly news* Is your home a toxic wasteland? Investigation tonight, finds high concentrations of Lead in Chinese manufactured products like baby formula and picture frames...

Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine

Chinese spit shine by baronvonfritz May 6, 2020

Cubano spit shine 

When you’re getting a handjob and bust on the girls shoes and then proceed to use it as shoe polish

Larry ~ “i gave Lisa a cubano spit shine before her petty larceny trial”

Jim~ “in Cuba they say it’s good luck to do that before a court case”

Cubano spit shine by Sleepy pleepy October 26, 2018