Puerto Rican Speedboat

A single-wide trailer with indoor toilet.

Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.

Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.

Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.

Puerto Rican Speedboat by Paddy O'Toole January 5, 2011

Puerto Rican Speedboat

A double-wide trailer with an indoor toilet.

"Hey Essay, did you see Juan's new place?"
"Yeah, that vato got himself a Puerto Rican Speedboat!"

Puerto Rican Speedboat by Steve Mullhollan January 1, 2010

Russian Speedboat

Taking the drugs DayQuil and NightQuil at the same time. That shit cray.

i was flying on a russian speedboat the entire funeral, it was great.

Russian Speedboat by Best Test In the West October 19, 2012

Rectal Speedboat 

A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine

Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat

I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat

Rectal Speedboat by Siege of Society December 13, 2018

Johnny speedboat 

a person whom does stupid things regardless of his or her intentions

Omg, there goes another Johnny speedboat

Johnny speedboat by Dragonia Crimson January 23, 2019

Frosty Speedboat 

Close your eyes, imagine yourself on top of a snowy mountain. Those mountains are tits and that snow is cocaine. Also known as Mont Blanc.

“You motor boating sons of bitches!” Natalia said with a coy smile. “Want to kick this up a notch or two?”

Erol turned to Cary and asked rather excitedly “Is she saying what I think she’s saying?!”

Natalia eagerly interjects “That’s right fellas, rev up your engines... it’s frosty speedboat time!”

Frosty Speedboat by Dolphinsploosh June 29, 2020

Spanish speedboat 

Like a Dutch rudder but much faster and usually accompanied by flamenco music.

Last night Tim and the lads had a big Spanish speedboat party

Spanish speedboat by Jammal62 June 5, 2021