senior speeches

1.n. The once-monthly assembly where departing seniors pass on their "wisdom" to younger students, i.e., spew bullshit for 30 free lunch sign-outs. Occasionaly, someone decides to be funny or rebelious, but usually ends up looking stupid. See also the extremely rare, "HomoSeniorous Speechus," given only when the school is in the theroes of homophobia.

"Shit, it's senior speeches today, and I left my pillow at home."
or
"Damn, you see that senior speech today? Yeah, that kid Ravi wont shut his damn mouth."

senior speeches by DeFranco March 14, 2004

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Speecher

A person who gives a speech

Ellen, a speecher, bases most of her speeches on teen-hood parenting.

Speecher by Stephanie Hauser October 29, 2008

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speiched

To fuck up ones life and the lives of everyone around you. Usually involves loss of money, loss of social status, shame to yourself and shame to your family.

origin of the word: when personnel at a certain base in Iraq decide to put all morals aside and have sex with anyone and everyone, totally disregarding current family status in the states. once the person gets caught they get fucked by the regulations or "speiched" by the regulations.

Sean:"That married chick just got the train run on her by two fire fighters, that bitch is about to get speiched."

Brittany: "He kissed me cause I was sad, I didnt know he was married, one thing led to another, and I had my first anal."

Colin: "Whatever whore you are both about to get speiched."

speiched by boo-thang April 10, 2010