Soiled Sock

1. A sock used to wipe up semen after, or shoot semen into during male masturbation.

2. Reference to one that has an unclean, fecally soiled anal region.

1. Stan is a chronic wanker a s he always impresses his friends by showing them how his soiled sock is so stiff that it can stand up on its own.

2. Carl picked up a prostitute for some anal sex but had to settle for a handy when her smell revealed she had a soiled sock and he wasn't about to poke that hole.

by Eaton Holgoode January 4, 2016

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soiled his diaper

1. (in reference to a baby) released excrement into his diaper or nappy
2. (in reference to an adult) threw a tantrum

1. You could tell by the smile on his face that he had just soiled his diaper.
2. When he couldn't get his own way, he spat the dummy and soiled his diaper.

by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008

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soiled leather donut

the discription of a dirty asshole, ususally used in an insulting text.

lick my "soiled leather donut"

by slickrikki January 5, 2008

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Soiled Seconds

n.--A pair of underwear worn after someone else has already "soiled" them.

v.--Wearing a pair of underwear that has previously been worn by someone else without washing in between

Darren: Hey, bro. I'm all out of clean undies.

Mikael: It's all good, dude. Take mine.

Darren: I don't want your soiled seconds.

Pookie sticks head in: Well, I'll wear 'em...

by Chip Vanderhaagen February 23, 2012

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Soiled Mistress

A glance of disapproval, reject, disgust, or hatred. Usually given by strangers or rude friends.

Joe: She is pretty why don't you ask her out?
Harry: I thought I had a chance until I smiled and she gave me a soiled mistress.
Joe: Oh man.. that sucks.

by codliveroilman May 13, 2013