Skip to main content
Smogon is a land ruled by inflated egos and multifaceted rules bent to ensure WORLD DOMINATION for chaos and his bitchin crew.

Examples of this bigoted ass wiping can be found in their treatment of the beleagured and naieve ggfan. All he wanted was to be accepted into the fold but those ELITIST BASTARDS just said no and then probably forced sexual favours out of him.

In their efforts to control the fabric of LIFE ITSELF they have extended a long slimy manipulatory arm into the oblivious realms of youtube and hentai pornography, their residents two favourite pastimes.

BEAR WITNESS PEOPLE: the only way to stop these people is to flood the shoddy battle chatbox with sexual euphamisms. This generally causes mass masturbating sessions into the bed they've lived in for approximately 43 years in a row.
Nice Guy Just Chillin: hey guys whats up?
Smogon: My dick in your asshole you faggot

Capable, Individual Self Supporting Man: Yo
Smogon: No
1/A popular online community, specialising in competitive pokemon battling. Unfortunately ruined by unfortunate elitism kindly supplied by unfortunates.
2/An unfortunate display of such unfortunate elitism kindly supplied by said unfortunates.
1/Dude: Hey, Check out the RMT I just posted on Smogon. Provided I haven't been permanently banned for using an Arcanine...
2/Dude: Woah, no need to go all Smogon all of a sudden...
smogon by Stan_the_Panda December 26, 2008
Related Words
a mythical three eyed beast with sharp hearing and a tendancy to grass which is said to roam the grove after dark.
andy: "whats the smogon doing stood over there on its own?"
tom: "dunno"
andy: "fuckin freak!"
smogon by ewok840 November 18, 2011
A website where people battle Pokémon and yell at eachother for their teams.
“YOUR SMOGON TEAM SUCKS!”
“At least I don’t spam protect and minimize!”
Smogon by PurpleParfait February 9, 2023
Pedobear's favotite site!
Smogon: I love CUTIE girls!
Smogon by SpaceXQueen February 15, 2020
A pokemon community. They think they are cool because they are good pokemon battlers. The community is full of 69 year old pedophiles.
chaos: I beat you in a pokemon battle. That makes me more elite than you. Smogon is the best pokemon cummunity because I said so!
A fine user: Fucking no-lifed faggot.
Smogon by The_Real_God January 17, 2009
A website which forces confused teenagers and unemployed young adults into working for free on a multimilionaire pyramid scheme, calling itself a "University". The way it was setup, it makes them believe they will be relevant in the future for publishing content and contributing to the pyramid scheme while they continuously pursuit for more status in the website. However, in the end of the day they never end up getting a single penny for it, and when they become too strong in the pyramid, they set them up with a ban, and this way the pyramid scheme keeps going forever and only giving real profits to the actual owners.
Also known as a popular breeding ground for pedophiles (moderators).
I hope my child doesn’t end up on Smogon!
Smogon by ooofaa January 28, 2022