smash your pasty

to insert your penis into a vagina

im going to smash your pasty, adam lankford smashed her pasty, fumper would like to smash pasty, lets go pasty smashing, smash your pasty,

smash your pasty by fumper69 December 22, 2009

Smash a pasty 

To give a lady a jolly good seeing to.

I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.

Smash a pasty by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017

smash party

when you and your friends that are all taken get together with their partner and you hangout and cuddle.

i can wait for the smash party at lorena's.

smash party by k.s.m.=s.r.m October 11, 2019

SMASH PARTY

Term used mainly by older millennials to describe ending ones night with a high quality sexual encounter is always capitalized

Yeah I'm about to pay my tab and jet Nikki is coming to my place which means it's time for a SMASH PARTY

SMASH PARTY by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023

ghetto smash party 

When you and your friends decide to have a party but only invite prostitutes and pay them with fake money. Once you're done you tell them to get lost and then order pineapple and ham pizza because it fucking sucks.

Then you all start wailing on each other and breaking everything in the house.
The party ends with the smallest guy getting on the coffee table and shitting the biggest turd he can.
It should be noted that there is no alcohol involved in these events. Just orange juice. But not from concentrate. Cause fuck that shit.

Dude I wanna go to your ghetto smash party. Is it still on?
Of course bro you're always welcome but I haven't sorted out the prostitutes yet..
No worries bro there's loads down the street where I live!
Alright sorted :)

ghetto smash party by leakywheelbarrow April 6, 2020

smash party

when you invite a bunch of people to an abandoned mansion and start breaking everything

Chuck: Hey bro wanna go to a smash party on elmore street?

Bob: yeah sure

smash party by marcwiil May 24, 2024

slash party 

A party where everything happens.. Including guava (look up guava.. the 2nd definition. IDIOT!)

"WE'RE GONNA MAKE BUTTONS *SLASH* MAKE CHAI *SLASH* WATCH EMPIRE RECORDS (damn Mark is sexy) *SLASH* MAKE BABIES *SLASH* AND THE LIST GOES ON! *SLASH* PARTY!

slash party by Fat January 30, 2005