Slorch
A SLORCH is a male or female slut+whore+bitch. A slorch is usually very overly sexual, but watch out not to fall for it... They are not worth the attempt at intimacy; as they are prone to bouts of extreme psychopathic, or psychotic behavior... They are often uneducated and dress very revealing, tight, and trashy because they have absolutely no self esteem or intellect.
However, since they've been using their bodies for attention, sex, and control their whole lives; they tend to be extremely self-entitled. This mostly comes from a deep insecurity and a competition with all of their friends who they have a powerful need to feel prettier, and better than. A slorch is never really happy and in fact it's impossible for them be so. However they make sure their social media looks like they are doing extremely well with their #familygoals. They may smoke marijuana while they're pregnant and try to force their meek sexually unfilling husband to have a threesome
However, since they've been using their bodies for attention, sex, and control their whole lives; they tend to be extremely self-entitled. This mostly comes from a deep insecurity and a competition with all of their friends who they have a powerful need to feel prettier, and better than. A slorch is never really happy and in fact it's impossible for them be so. However they make sure their social media looks like they are doing extremely well with their #familygoals. They may smoke marijuana while they're pregnant and try to force their meek sexually unfilling husband to have a threesome
Example 1: That Chloe is such a slorch... She never wear pants, she's had sex with every guy and girl in a 100 mile radius, she's a cheater and a nasty bitch that says embarrassing things like, "how we do" and "all the feels".
Example 2: a women who gets married and for the traditional, "Something Blue" part of her wedding attire she wears blue panties that she makes sure everyone at her reception can see and record and put on the internet. This woman is a SLORCH and for the record nobody wants to see your disease addled twat dumpster.
Example 3: that guy seemed like a nice guy but turns out he's a complete SLORCH; he cheated on and then abandoned his pregnant girlfriend, and got rid of his dog that he had for years.
Note: When a male slorch meets a female slorch they will usually go home with a total Slore( slut + whore) instead of the slorch. The male slorch is generally subservient to the female slorch, as he has no backbone. He's very very weak and so he will always go for one last fling with a "slore" before he returns to the female slorch. He does this because intrinsically he knows that the female SLORCH will own his soul like she owns being a SLORCH; completely.
Example 2: a women who gets married and for the traditional, "Something Blue" part of her wedding attire she wears blue panties that she makes sure everyone at her reception can see and record and put on the internet. This woman is a SLORCH and for the record nobody wants to see your disease addled twat dumpster.
Example 3: that guy seemed like a nice guy but turns out he's a complete SLORCH; he cheated on and then abandoned his pregnant girlfriend, and got rid of his dog that he had for years.
Note: When a male slorch meets a female slorch they will usually go home with a total Slore( slut + whore) instead of the slorch. The male slorch is generally subservient to the female slorch, as he has no backbone. He's very very weak and so he will always go for one last fling with a "slore" before he returns to the female slorch. He does this because intrinsically he knows that the female SLORCH will own his soul like she owns being a SLORCH; completely.
Slorch by DumbPointlessMale October 3, 2018
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