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Sledgehammer 

A fart smelling soooooooo damn bad that the person's head instantly recoils back. Most of the time, this fart is silent.
Bruce: *toot*

Claire: *SWINGGGG* EWWWWWWW *coughs*

Greg: EVACUATE, IT'S A SLEDGEHAMMER!!

Bruce: *whistles*

Sledgehammer 

A person who tricks another person in to thinking they are romantically interested, only to ignore them later on.
"She stopped answering his calls, that girl is a sledgehammer."
Sledgehammer by js2011 October 5, 2011

sledgehammer 

what your pulse/heartbeat feel like when you lose your virginity
If you could take my pulse right now, it would feel just like a sledgehammer.
sledgehammer by analpriest November 26, 2014

sledgehammer 

The act of a man inserting his penis and having "intercourse" using the space between his partner's genitals and anus.
Julio: Dude, did you really give that chick a sledgehammer?

Mike: Why yes, yes I did.
sledgehammer by abysmalhorrors March 29, 2005

Sledgehammer 

When she gets on her knees to blow you, and you pick up your erect cock by the tip and let it slam on her face like a sledgehammer.
You wanna get sledgehammered stephyane you little slut?
Sledgehammer by SorryBandit December 14, 2019

Sledgehammer 

A tie with an overly exentuated knot, that resembles a sledgehammer.
GUY 1: 'I'm sick of my boring old tie'
GUY 2: 'Why dont you spice it up with the SLEDGEHAMMER?'
GUY 1: 'Alright!'
(GIRLS SWOON UPON LOOKING AT THE SPLENDOR OF WHAT IS THE SLEDGEHAMMER)
Sledgehammer by himz February 16, 2008