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Last night, that girl wore the hottest skimmer.
Skimmer by The Big Chris March 1, 2024

skimmer therapy

Floating around in a blow up Walmart pool with a beer in one hand and a pool skimmer in the other.
I had such a shitty day at work, I had to go out and do some skimmer therapy for a while.
skimmer therapy by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

Skimmer Dits 

Someone who or the action of skipping details.
"It isn't the UK Navy, skimmer dits, it is the Royal Navy".
Skimmer Dits by ENSIGPRS June 13, 2025

Bubby Skimmer 

A lucky topped golf shot which rises no more than a foot off the ground - but straight down the middle of the fairway.

Originally developed by "Bubbs" the famous Melbage Cup golfer.
"Bugger me - he's only hit a Bubby Skimmer, the lucky git!"
Bubby Skimmer by Rouseyboy November 15, 2006

fart skimmer

A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.
Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer.
fart skimmer by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010

taint skimmer 

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.
dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day
taint skimmer by Doug W. February 12, 2008