shutever

term to use when one can't decide whether to say "shut up" or "whatever"

Person One: "I heard you slept with Jason last night"
Person Two: "SHUTEVER JULIE GOSH"

shutever by imaGINAtion December 28, 2005

SHUTEVER!

A short way of saying Shut-up and Whatever at the same time. Must be pronounced using the same utter disdain as a 13-year-old girl would use when saying "WHATEVER!" to her mother.

Hey Kelly, I saw a bunch of our old high school friends the other day...they started a rumor that you got breast implants!?!

"SHUTEVER!...these puppies are real and they know it!"

SHUTEVER! by 11atom November 17, 2009

slutever 

The name of a cult sex blog written by a female squatter in London about her fucked-up life.

1. Have you read Slutever recently?

2. Nah.

slutever by Sweetie1234 December 9, 2009

Slutever 

Used to express a lack of care or exasperation in context to promiscuous and/or sexually indiscriminate activities. Uses a prefix of "slut" instead of the formal "what".

Girl 1: I lost my sweater and dignity at that party last night
Girl 2: Slutever, it happens.

Boy 1: Yo I fucked her
Boy 2: Bro, most of us have
Boy 1: Shit ain't that grimy though?
Boy 2: Nah, slutever.

Slutever by johnny_hopkins October 3, 2011

slutever 

A manner in which to dismiss something totally if one wishes to be more forceful than what is gained by simply stating, "Whatever." Gives it a little kick and ambiguously insults the victim.

"Nah, I don't think I'm gonna come over and watch Say Anything tonight."

"Shiiiiit, slutever."

slutever by heidi vanderlee July 12, 2008

shitever 

shitever (n). A casual United States slang term indicating that the object under consideration is something that you both 1) think is shit, and 2) don't care about at all (as in snooty high school girl lingo, "whatever...").

Chet: ...and I really like that new Marc Anthony cd.
Royce: I totally agree, man. It's, like, hot...What do you think, Isaac?
Isaac: shitever...

shitever by Fritz Hirsch November 30, 2006

Slutever 

1. (Noun) An act that may be considered slutty or whore-like that one deems never to end. Forever + Slut = Slutever.

2. (Exclamation) Expresses disregard when someone accuses you of being slutty or whore-like. Whatever + Slut = Slutever.

1. Kate totally just hooked up with my boyfriend, she's such a slutever.

2. "I can't believe you've hooked up with that many guys."

"Yeah, slutever."

Slutever by NewAgeGal January 19, 2013