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took a shit on me 

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When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.
Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"
took a shit on me by Chopogringo May 18, 2021
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Shit me on the ass 

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Another phrase for "fuck my life"
"That embarrassing video of you got 322 views"
"Well, shit me on the ass"
Shit me on the ass by Quadhouse June 6, 2016
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shit on my dick and call me charlie 

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an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.
mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie
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shit on my dick and call me mason 

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used when surprised by what a gay person says.
shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!
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OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire! 

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When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.
McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-
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Men on Da Shit

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Bigger hoes than the women they force into hoedom and devalue. There are those who take pride in their lesser stations and title as queen hoes with notoriety who join in the mockery of those deemed "lesser than" in this warped mentality cycle.
See those guys grabbing their dicks and spitting towards that girl? They must be Men on Da Shit.
Men on Da Shit by Above The Noise January 31, 2021
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