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shields brick 

A shields brick is a portion of chips/fried rice/noodles and curry sauce, bought from numerous Chinese takeaway restaurants in North shields. This is not an expensive item.. It takes on an almost industrial strength brick shape in its container. Can be used as construction material, a weapon, or for culinary delight. Is also inexpensive, so a way to swerve the food banks. =
Bit skint and clamming..might get a shields brick.
shields brick by J Beltsum October 28, 2023

Marauder Shields 

the greatest video game boss to ever exist. unlike majority of in-game bosses who fight the protagonist because of conflicting ideals, Marauder Shields, an indoctrinated turian husk from Mass Effect 3 armed with only an assault rifle opposes the protagonist in hopes of preventing the said protagonist from entering the conduit and experiencing a crappy ending.

His legacy carries on to the campaign to retake the great Bioware franchise, and his name has become synonymous with hope brought upon from sacrifice.
Honor Marauder Shields' sacrifice, retake mass effect 3!

After seeing the krogan, salarians, geth, rachni and the quarians work together to retake Palaven, Garrus Vakarrian's marauder shields helped him to get through the war.

he is a marauder for he stole our hearts
he is shields for he protected us
he lived as a generic enemy character, he died a hero.
RIP Marauder Shields

Skeet Shields 

Large lense sunglasses worn by females that are quite effective in blocking jizz or a stray load to the eyes.
Paris Hilton's skeet shields prevented her from getting skeet skeet in her eyes.
Skeet Shields by NoleRalph October 25, 2008

Bumping Shields 

The awkward moment when you're double teaming a girl and the guys balls bump into each other.
Two guys nuts touched each other while double teaming a girl but they weren't quite sure if it was bumping shields.
Bumping Shields by Mayur February 3, 2013

bobby shields 

To cock block your friends, though you have no chance of scoring anyway--shielding your friends from possibly scoring.
I can't believe that bobby shields move, he has a girlfriend of five years, has no chance with this girl, and he still has to cock block me with Barbara.
bobby shields by Bobby Simon September 30, 2006

John Shields

The name of a man that tells stories, or as we know them as tall tales, every problem he has ever had was fixed by blaming someone else and denying any and all involvement, he is what we call the Infantry POG, he's Infantry but acts like a POG (person other then Grunt) only leads by yelling but has no leadership ability, what some would call lost in the sauce, his nick names are saucy, powder, candle stick, and can't get right
Don't be a John Shields
John Shields by Elmothesnowking February 27, 2017