shelley

to have a woman tickle your balls while you masturbate

So this girl and I were playing 'just the tip' so I could convince her to have sex, but she said no and I had to settle for a shelley.

shelley by the infamous S. March 18, 2007

Shelley

This is that whore ass asian in your group that is rude for no reason. She’s friends with many people but as soon as you try to be nice she ignores your ass. She’s also one of the biggest followers in the group if not the biggest

You:Yo shelley I hope you had a good day

Shelley:

Shelley by BigSex69 February 25, 2020

Shelley

Where the best mums are born and are amazingg beautiful passionate and compassionate an lovely and loving amazing person so yeh❤️

"What's your name?"

"Shelley"
"Wow your amazing"

Shelley by locelygirltbf November 9, 2019

Shelley

A girl without much personality, who enjoys giving one-word answers and staring blankly at people when asked a question.

"An empty car pulled up and Shelley got out."

Person 1: "What's your name?"
Shelley: *stares*

Shelley by Harty4 May 16, 2010

Shelley

The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:

"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"


**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***

1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelleyed him."

2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."

Shelley by Stephen TO August 6, 2008

Shelley

Someone being a controlling bitch who acts black but is ultra pale.

Person 1: Don't you go to a white school?

Shelley: Oh no you didn't shawty! I fuckin run dis.

Person 2: You're being such a Shelley right now.

Shelley by Fucc da h8rs February 13, 2009

shelley

shelley is an old lesbian p.e. teacher that hooks up with other female p.e. teachers. she will belittle your friends volleyball skills and make you feel bad about urself. but.... she can be nice when she wants to.

kid#1: dude who do you have for p.e.?
kid#2: i have shelley and ive heard that she doesn’t like good volleyball players.

kid#1: ahahaha man that sucks for you!!

shelley by thotslayer6ix9ine August 25, 2019