Skip to main content

sheeping boots 

Tall boots, like the ones that the Texas Aggies Corp Senions have that are use to Fuck sheep. You simply catch the sheep and stick its hind legs in the boots and then fuck it. The tall boots prevent the sheep from getting away.
"Man Jim did you see the boots on that cowboy?" "You damn right I did. You know how easy it would be to fuck sheep with those" "Yeah those sheeping boots sure would make it easy.
sheeping boots by wpcustoms January 17, 2008

sheeping bag 

"yea Justin is allergic to latex to so he had to throw on the old sheeping bag when he brought that chick home last night."
sheeping bag by mexicanmanatee June 30, 2009

sheeping it 

Sheeping it is very similar to when one would say to "wing it", except in this definition we are referring to sheep instead of the winged creatures known as "birds". Sheeping it also refers to sleeping in, because it is often thought to fall asleep faster one would count sheep.

Sidenote: Please count the sheep and not instead sex the sheep.
Example 1:
Person 1: Did you study for the math test?
Person 2: Naw, I'll just sheep it.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why were you so late to work???
Person 2: I was sheeping it.
sheeping it by Da real roggo August 11, 2017

Dick-Sheeping 

The act of screwing a girl very timidly.
Marco was dick-sheeping that girl, she did not even orgasm.

make like a sheeping and get the flock out of here 

make like a sheeping and get the flock out of here!

Sleeping Warrior

An individual who proposes the earth is a flat plane surrounded by an icy pizza crust and makes wild claims that objects fall or float due to their density only.

A gravity denier who beats off into a Henry vacuum cleaner and considers that scientific method.

A flat earther who cannot research and / or doesn't wash. A keyboard warrior for those who are still asleep.

An unscientific and unimaginative attention seeker who proves the earth is a globe yet denies the evidence in order to make money off other people's good nature.

A predator and a charlatan. An unremarkable Level 1 Pandarian Monk from Azeroth.
Person A: "Got a vacuum cleaner handy?"
Person B: "Don't be a sleeping warrior."

Person A: "So i told the idiot Mt Rainer should tower over Mt St Helen at the height illustrated in that photograph, but he got the height wrong"
Person B: "The height was referring to the side peak of Mt St Helens, not the summit"
Person A: "The photograph is fake then"
Sleeping Warrior by theboobox October 21, 2019