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Severna Park

sp revolves around chillers and lacross
Severna Park by SamHeirdIsHyphy March 31, 2005

severna park

THANKS TO PEOPLE WHO POST THINGS LIKE "Home of the severna park falcons who kickass in every sport, especially field hockey.
Rich snobs are the best, and we know it. Don't try to steal our side pony tail posers. They wish they could be like us and know that a non-parkie's life costs the same as our rolex!" EVERYONE OUTSIDE OF SEVERNA PARK HATES US. THANKS TO YOU WE HAVE A SNOBBY REPUTATION. SO GET OVER YOURSELVES..WE MIGHT BE RICH AND SMART AND GOOD AT some SPORTS..BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF PEOPLE FROM OTHER PLACES WHO ARE THE SAME WAY. SO STOP ACTING LIKE PRICKS AND THEN MAYBE PEOPLE WILL STOP GIVING YOU CRAP FOR BEING THE WAY YOU ACTUALLY ARE.
nice people do live in severna park..and we are extremely ashamed of those snobby ones.
severna park by non-snob parkie March 11, 2005

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severna park REALLY isn't that great. i hope i don't shock any of you by saying that we basically live in a vacuum and that your parents are probably making you apathetic, self-centered, self-important, greedy people by raising you here. SORRY! i personally can't wait to go to college and go out into the real world. i'm sure i'm not the only person who feels this way.
i was raised in severna park and now i face depression because i can't afford a lexus and/or the latest coach bag.

another fine example would be:

we vacation in the bahamas every summer and i drive a bmw, yet we somehow can't afford to go anywhere but aacc.

ouch... i know it hurts
severna park by 123 go SP! May 9, 2005

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Ah, Severna Park, also known as "SPARK," and its inhabitants are known as "Parkies" or "SPLAXERS4LIFE!." What a quaint little town of 30,000 people, and about 6 of those are minorities. The popped collar to non-popped collar ratio is approximatly 1580:7.
A X-mas List for the average Parkie:

Hottest Lax Stick. GO SP LAX WOO-HOO! GO CARIN!! WE LOVE YOU CARIN!!!!

a pink mini iPod for all my new Gavin Degraw songs. GO GAVIN! WE LOVE U!!!

The same VERA BRADLEY BAG that everyone has. GO VERA!!

Hollister shirt!! I LOVE HOLLI!!

But Santa, my real wish is to go to Severn. Alas, we spent all that money on my Lax stick. GO SP LAX!!! GO CARIN!! GO FALCONS!!!!!
severna park by LEP rocks!! May 9, 2005

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There are stuck-up assholes and bitches, althetic people, smart kids, etc. I live here and have never actually seen a "popped-collar". Not everyone plays lacrosse, nor does everyone call it lax. There are working moms and stay at home dads. Our educational system isn't half-bad, and we get decent scores on tests, though we also have slackers and idiots. Common stereotypes fit very few people, but the people who stand out the most are the stereotypical parkies. They happen to be the loudest, the proudest, and, based on observation, not the smartest.

Many of them live in a large neighborhood called Chartwell, though not all of them live there and not everyone who lives there has that attitude.

There are many places to go, and a common hangout for locals is the Annapolis Westfield Shoppingmall, where you can buy clothes and books, not to mention catch a new film.

MY advice is to not pay attention to what others say and get to know people here and not to judge them. Severna Park may be known for it's snobby jerks, but I'm sure there are plenty of people like that everywhere, or, at least, in other middle-to-upper class towns.
One Severna Park Student: "OH my god, all Alex ever talks about is lax, but it's okay because he's SO HOT."

Another SP Student:"... Like I was saying, the new Hetalia manga came out."

Yet another: "Cool! I finally figured out the geometry homework."
And one more: "There was homework?! Oh shit!"
Severna Park by AverageNerd August 14, 2011

severna park

The best fucking place to live in the world.Hey dont hate us cuz your poor trailor park trash!
severna park by parkie4life March 29, 2005