screaming segal 

Having sex on the beach and you put the girls arms behind here back and fold her legs up and you pull out and rub your penis in the sand then put it back in causing here to scream and flap like a segal

I was banging here on the beach and pulled out dipped it in the sand and ramed it in and gave here a screaming segal

screaming segal by jm2 the g March 15, 2014

Steven Segal 

Complete bad ass from Michigan

I went to the store and got my ass beat by Steven Segal

Steven Segal by JJ Ceaz July 7, 2006

Watching Steven Segal 

"Watching Steven Segal" is the act of making and eating hamburgers using the raw hamburger meat and cum left over after a man fills a quart milk carton full of luke-warm raw hamburger meat and makes sweet love to it.

When Christopher said he was "Watching Steven Segal" we all knew what kind of extra protein was in that meal.

Watching Steven Segal by incwad August 13, 2007

Steven segal 

The famous B-actor, with only one expression. His movies often include explosions, 1vs1 fights, and girls who like him. Yes, a bit like Chuck Norris, although the 1vs1 fights often look like little 10 year old girls fighting over the last piece of chewing gum. The repeating slow-motion effects of Steven's instantly killing hits makes the experience even more rejoice able, as his face changes expression for almost two seconds.

Rent the movie "Attack Force", and everything will become much clearer. Although, I want you to know that the movie is even worse than the original Narnia movie. The Steven Segal movies are the best of the B-actors history.

Steven segal by Micano October 20, 2007

Steve Segal 

the Jewish form of the name Steve. Usually all Segals are known to be huge dickwads, who think they're great at everything, in reality they suck. He also usually is very cheap and unreasonable, some say slightly retarded.

Dude, dont be a steve segal your whole life, your going to die old, lonely and ugly.

Steve Segal by AcesInTheBig April 11, 2011

Shelli Segal 

The designer of the infimous "Laundry" brand clothes and one of the most talented designers in the high end clothing scene. She is most famous for her silk patterned shirts that are sexy, cute, and pefect for any occasion.

just check out Neiman's, Bloomingdales or Saks to see an example.

Shelli Segal by Nina T. April 24, 2005

forest segal 

One of the best wrestling journalists of all time. Multiple award winner for wrestling coverage and the man who always seems to know what's happening with wrestling before it airs. The most trusted source for wrestling news bar none.

Forest Segal has correctly predicted every WWE PPV since Wrestlemania XXX

forest segal by Joey Numbers TN April 17, 2016