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The fact that so many books still name the Beatles "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.
The fact that so many books still name the Scaruffi "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Scaruffisold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Scaruffi did anything worth of being saved.
scaruffi by banjoman franklin February 8, 2014
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scrufflebunny 

a girl with a dirty, nasty, over-used pussy.
"dayum dat gurl is a scrufflebunny."
scrufflebunny by jcut July 25, 2009

Doodle Scrub

A person who lacks skills in playing the popular iPhone and iPod touch app Doodle Jump.
Jerry, you only got 45,000 points in Doodle Jump. You're a Doodle Scrub!
Doodle Scrub by Chenimal December 31, 2009

Sophomore Scruff 

Sparse facial hair grown by high school students. Students reject the idea that they don't have a real beard and they grow out the sparse facial hairs making them look like an idiot.
Did you see John's sophomore scruff it looks like he glued pubic hair in random places on his face.
Sophomore Scruff by timd1234 October 6, 2010

Scrubbly Wubbly 

A term used when someone is being a 'Srcrub' more or less in a dumbfounded situation or event.

Determined a scrub when being found guilty of being a complete idiot/failure at life.
Person A : Wow you're such a retard.
Person B : I'm a retard? why?
Person A : Yeah you are. Anyone can do that.
Person B : Then you are Scrubbly Wubbly because I can do it better.
Scrubbly Wubbly by C216 April 25, 2009
the action of scrfing. The sound that is made when one scratches his/herself through clothes (or other people`s clothes)
Why are you scrfing?stop it.
scrf by irisheyesinyourass June 19, 2010

Scrub city

Scrub city is the time duration between the hours of 4 and 7 pm when a majority of the scrub aka noob population are allowed to play videogames before dinner and after homework is finished. A helpful hint to gamebattles players: schedule matches during scrub city hours for free wins!!!!!
Good call of duty player: dude we should clan it's scrub city hours

time 4:34: Aww it smells like scrub city in here