Saved by the bowl 

To make it to a toilet when you need to go, but just barely.

Dude, that Mexican food didn't sit well, but it's all right because I was saved by the bowl.

Saved by the bowl by geniusonwheels November 7, 2011

And that's how I saved Christmas 

A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."

"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."

And that's how I saved Christmas by UltimaWepn January 2, 2005

Fukken saved

An exclamation that is said when you find something relevant to your interest and decide that it is of unprecedented importance to save it.

Anon1: CP dump!!!

Anon2: FUKKEN SAVED!

Fukken saved by MugenXS April 16, 2009

I wanna be saved 

A reference to a lyric in the song Captain Save a Hoe by E-40. It means that a person is so down bad for someone, that they want to be saved by them

Person 1: Look at them
Person 2: I WANNA BE SAVED 😍😍😍😍

I wanna be saved by saturnsundae January 17, 2023

Saavedra 

It's a Spanish name people!

A name that no one knows how to say right.

When you don't know how to say something the right way and are too stupid to ask.

Pat, may I buy waay too many vowels?

gimme an S...gimme an A...gimme an A?...gimme a...ahhh forget it!

Saavedra

Saavedra by Dericolany Dixzaldra August 27, 2008

Saved It! 

The act of grabbing something after it hits the ground, and exclaiming "Saved It!"

*Drops mouse on the ground "Saved It!"

Saved It! by Dropped the mouse March 26, 2015

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico 

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."

Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005