Saskatoon 

A city of about 250,000 people situated in the middle of nowhere.
Saskatoon is full of ghetto natives and street people,and has the highest crime rate in all of Canada.
It is also the AIDS capital of Canada.
The weather sucks ass too.Winters are long and cold and it is not uncommon for the temprature to go below -40 degrees celcius.Fall/Spring is cloudy,depressing,chilly and wet.Summers are decent but way too short and too many mosquitos.
There is never anything going on in Saskatoon,it has to be the most boring place in Canada.

Saskatoon is nothing but a frozen ghetto shithole.
It makes Winnipeg look good!

saskatonian 1: Fuck its cold

saskatonian 2: I know man,i was taking a piss the other day and it froze before it reached the toilet bowl

saskatonian 1 :Shit seriously? damn saskatoon sucks,lets move to iraq

saskatonian 2 :ok

Saskatoon by benchod123 August 16, 2010

Saskatoon 

Sas·ka·toon - describes the frigid, block heater required, cold demeanor of a woman who has little patience for your bullshit.

Chad: Man that new girl at the coffee shop is a real bitch.

Tim: Naaa man, she's just saskatoon.

Saskatoon by BraveLuxan September 12, 2013

Saskatoon 

1. Where nice people live as well as some fuckers
2. Where you don't want to stay alone after midnight when you miss the last bus in winter
3. Where shit includes with 13%taxes, be poor and proud with that!
4. Where temperature fuck up and down different 100 degree in both winter and summer
5. Where you think "What the fuck is that? Is this Saskatoon?" on the plane when you see a totally flatted plain down there with less constuctions.
6. Where to be there like a Santa and get back home like you have never been there
7. Where little boys stay home when it hits -30, and grown men go fishing and dancing outside no shirts!
8. Where is a good place to study despite one part of the university's name and how the people make fun of it
9. Where to get fresh air, cold water (really damn great and free!), and hot chicks!
10. Where we call, A dead peacful city
11. Avril Lavigne has been there even she's not Saskatoonian
12. Same as Celine Dion
13. Where guys sucks at pool

7. Usask = You sucks, not university

Saskatoon by Nathan May 13, 2005

Saskatoon 

A dirty little city in the middle of nowhere.Saskatoon is a horrible place to live.
It is just one big boring ghetto.
The folks who live in saskatoon think its sooo big like LA but they are just a bunch of Calgary wannabees.
The winter is the worst thing about saskatoon,it lasts for 8 fucking months of the year and it can be -40 for three weeks staright.
Saskatoon is also a very dangerous place,a walk through the westside will surely result in several knife wounds.

If someone had to choose between hell and saskatoon hell would be the better choice.Hey? at least theres no snow in hell!!!

Saskatoon makes Winnipeg look like Dubai.

Saskatoon by guy94 December 11, 2010

Saskatoon 

A really fat and ugly girl. Resembling Bigfoot. No offense to the fine folks in the Canadian city, but it's quite possible it originated with some burly and grotesque women who hailed from there.

The party was such a sausagefest that the only girls that weren't surrounded by guys were the Saskatoons.

Saskatoon by RogerThornhill October 19, 2009

Saskatoon 

Saskatoon is a dirty little town in the middle of the gap i.e., the area between the two civilized places in Canada (ON-BC). Also known as Losertoon, Dirty Hole and No-Name-Toon (or NNT). Losertoon has a significant amount of aboriginal population mainly peaceful, a lot of crows (that is A LOT) and infinite empty space. Some fun stuff to do if you plan to go there: --- nothing. If you are already there: RUN BABE RUN! BTW avoid the place if you are not blond, blue-eyed white. You see Losertoon has a long tradition with KKK which is still a main institution there.

Saskatoon...Losertoon (sing it like Jeepers Creepers)

Saskatoon by Jon C P June 8, 2008

Saskatoon 

A Sasktatoon is a really ugly girl. Sometimes overweight. It's another label along the thread of swamp donkeys and ditch pigs, although a Saskatoon has a less promiscuous connotation. Generally, just a physically hideous female specimen.

I'm going as a wing-man on my buddy's date. The girl for me better not be a Saskatoon.

Saskatoon by Slimshady535390 June 16, 2010