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King of Cereal.
A Samual is someone who loves cereal more than is healthy.
"Serena, you've eaten so much curiously cinnamon today, you're such a samual!"
Samual by Samual. October 19, 2021
Samual is a person best shipped with a person by the name of hazel.
Samual is very good bf and very sexy and hot 😎

He is good choice of bf
Omg Samual good bf hazel should date very.
Samual by okokfgytjfncmskd June 29, 2022
Samual is a person best shipped with hazel.
Samual is very sexy and hot and is very good bf.
He is very good choice for bf
Samual is such good bf omg
Samual by okokfgytjfncmskd June 29, 2022
Samual is very hot. is very social but can be shy at times. very athletic.
Samual is a hot muscle man
Samual by suicideboys are hot October 15, 2022
Samual is insanely hot and is the most sexiest bloke you will ever see. He has a FATTTTTT Bunda and is single and ready to mingle with all genders. Samual, short for Sam is very interested in cars and motorised vehicles (He plays with the exhaust ; ) ). Samual has a weird interest in shitting in random places around town even if people are watching, he is a pedophile at times but only around his younger cousins. Another thing about Samual is that he has major W rizz that works on everyone and everything.
Ian: 'Hey sam you sexy boiii'

Samual: 'How you doing'
Ian faints from samuals W rizz

Una: 'OMG Samual has a fattt bunda, ggyyyyaaattttt'
Samual by Gyyatt September 4, 2023

Samual Bortnick

Some who’s so fucking annoying and praises he knows everything.

Gets no bitch and have mentioned they have done concrete for 6 years.
Shut up Sam! (Always has something to say for no reason)
“My bad Samual Bortnick forgot you’ve been doing this for 6 years.”
Samual Bortnick by KKfrycook December 17, 2021