samoan splash 

Diving into a pit of the hottest instagram models

How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.

samoan splash by anonymous February 10, 2020

Samoan Splash 

It's when you dive into a deep pit in which hot naked Instagram models reside

Dude I just did the sickest Samoan splash, there is blood everywhere!

Samoan Splash by Mr Pete williams February 11, 2020

Samoan Clock 

To snap a boner and turn it like a clock.

'My girlfriend gave me a samoan clock last night. Now I can't fuck her for weeks!'

Samoan Clock by Kinkyshitm8 March 31, 2015

Samoan sauna 

When you lay in a bathtub with the water running and proceed to shit, puke and piss at the same time.

I was so hung over, I had to take a samoan sauna.

Samoan sauna by TheLambOfGod May 29, 2018

Samoan sideloader 

A version of a mini bus (aka any green tarago) versatile so it can get in underground carparks and take the family to church every Sunday.

That's a hectic samoan sideloader

Samoan sideloader by Canned spaghetti November 18, 2022

Samoan Women 

Samoan women are usually very loving and mother like. They are some of the best women to talk to when you have a problem. They are loyal and trustworthy. Most are super protective of there loved ones, friends and people in need. they love to help when they can and are very fun and chill to be around. Samoan women will get angry but only if A DUMB ASS has something shitty to say or do to them or there loved ones. Some people like to exaggerate about how mean or angry they can get......dude...alot of people are like that....not just samoans :P

Samoan women, Im a samoan beauty

Samoan Women by free samoan hugs <33 April 23, 2010

samoas

Bomb ass girl scout cookies with the drizzled chocolate zigzags on the top.

I better get some samoas before I kill you all.

samoas by Gnappy June 5, 2007