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john waynes saddle bags 

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps
my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

Mexican Saddle Bags 

When a man lies on his back and awaits for his gay lover to enter him in the missionary position. The lover then takes the other man's balls and lifts them with his hand so that he may enter the fudge box. Once the erect meat whistle enters the log pipe, the balls then drape on both sides of the shaft, thus completing the "Mexican Saddle Bags."
Wow, I gave my boyfriend some "Mexican Saddle Bags" last night. We then watched the news and brushed our teeth before going to bed...oh yeah, I also came!
Mexican Saddle Bags by the "R" February 19, 2010

clint eastwoods saddle bags 

As she stood over him naked Dave noticed that her genitlaia hung down like Clint Eastwoods Saddle Bags

sideboob saddle bags 

The side boob fat of a large woman wearing a bra that forces the lat fat to hang like a tit
Girl 1: Whats going on with that girls side?
Girl 2: Dont you know overwieght girls have sideboob saddle bags?
Girl 1: Oh yeah I forgot

saggy saddlebag 

a name for the overused female genitals i.e. a bucket.
fucking her saggy saddlebag didnt give me an immense amount of pleasure.
saggy saddlebag by Fresh May 5, 2003

saddlebags

Sheesh! I have seen this phrase misused a few times now (even in Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus!). Let me clear things up:
Saddlebags is a word to describe the bulging areas of fat on the upper outer thighs of ladies, in a way that resembles saddle bags being carries on a horse.
The expression was used in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. I can't remember exactly how though. It was something along the lines of:
Melissa Robinson claims she isn't fat. Ace says something along the lines of "yeh, whatever you say, saddlebags!"
saddlebags by Bill-Car April 17, 2006