sph

Smoothed Particle Hydrodynamics. A mesh-free method used to solve fluid mechanics problems, among others. It's also very popular among video game graphics designers.

How the heck did you learn sph?! You must be into some kinky shit, dude.

sph by Assholeson June 5, 2016

Get merch

Get the sph mug.

See more merch

SPH

Is an acronym for the term “strategically placed hole”.
A strategically placed hole is any hole like alteration(s) “strategically” added into any the preferred place(s) of any previously unfuckable & usually inanimate object(s) for the purpose of turning any aforementioned object(s) into a cumdump.

I love to lick my dried cum out of the SPH (strategically placed hole) in the ass of my realistically life sized stuffed horse before emptying my balls in him all over again.

SPH by RecklessRew September 10, 2022

Get merch

Related Words

sphincter • Sph • sphere • sphinx • sphynx • spherical bastard • sphinct • sphinkter • sphagnum • spheksophobia

SPH

Acronym for "Sandwiches Per Hour."
The amount of sandwiches a female can produce in an hour. SPH provides an effective way to quantitatively asses the dedication, heart, and steadfastness of potential mates. SPH is a rating which each female carries with her for the entirety of her life. Each female should be able to state her SPH at any time upon request. It is necessary to constantly train and thus increase this attribute. In order to create a fair and standardized assessment, the SPH ratings committee implemented clause 1.19, which calls for a protocol of turkey and ham sandwich-making as the means of receiving ones rating. It is common to receive specialized ratings in sandwich-related fields including but not limited to grilled cheese, grilled chicken, ham and swiss and PB&J.
SPH is often used in conjunction with Hotness and Personality to derive an entirely new equation with which to judge women, however this is out of the scope of this entry.

Guy1 'hey what do u think of Beth'
Guy2 'well she's alright to hang with, i guess'
Guy1 'well I just heard her SPH is 94!'
Guy2 'holy shit i should date her!'

SPH by johnny 3 legs October 31, 2011