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Rondo Jonzo 

A word used to describe one's sheer pleasure and happiness. Often used to proclaim elation after an event of great importance.
"Congratulations, its a boy" the doctor said.
"Rondo Jonzo Doc, Rondo Jonzo"
Rondo Jonzo by Steve J. Talon March 31, 2010
Related Words
Rondoe rondoer Rondo rondeau rondog rondae Rondon rodoer Ronde Rondel

Rondell Beene 

An alter ego of Kuniva, aka Von Carlisle, a member of the hip hop group Dirty Dozen, originating from Detroit, Michigan.

Rondell Beene can be described as a boisterous, brash, yet somewhat collected public menace, in and out of the music industry and the streets, capable of survival by any means necessary. Don't play dumb with Rondell. He is a self-proclaimed 'pimp of all pimps'. He knows his way in and out of a sanitarium, and has helped shape the fundamentals of pimpin. A potential adversary not easy to trifle with, with a penchant for blasting security guards, and holding individuals hostage, and if not then at least prisoner. Sometimes, he may accidentally kill said hostage.

Rondell Beene has been featured on a handful of recordings spanning most of Dirty Dozen's members' solo albums, as well as albums released collectively under Dirty Dozen.

Kuniva also has another alter-ego, Hannz G. Whether the two are related is currently unknown by this writer.
...in other news, public Detroit menace Rondell Beene has arrived on the motha' fuckin' scene...
Rondell Beene by TRWoof August 14, 2018

Rondebosch Boy 

A fragment of man who enjoys pleasuring young boys. The middle class of the land. Who are bound to fail miserably at getting any ‘putang’ in all situations.
- “Why I isn’t gettin dat pussy?”

Friend - “Mate, Your probably a Rondebosch Boy”

“Omg, Ew! Whats that!?
- “Relax Rebecca its just a Rondebosch Boy”
Rondebosch Boy by TimKook June 11, 2021
coined by natalie dee as a fabulous alternative to "retarded." From her blog: "I think that the word retarded is played out, and there is nothing more retarded than a Kia Rondo, so it seems to lend itself quite nicely."
Kid Nation is the most rondo thing I've ever heard of.
rondo by sbpsp October 18, 2007
This slang term was coined by the internet cartoonist and humorist, Natalie Dee.

From Natalie Dee's blog:
"I am going to be replacing 'retarded' with 'rondo' from now on. I think that the word retarded is played out, and there is nothing more retarded than a Kia Rondo, so it seems to lend itself quite nicely." www.nataliedee.com/journal 8-10-07
"Just be grateful you didn't turn out rondo like your sister."
rondo by poopslanger October 23, 2007
rondog is a nickname givin to a Ronald Ronny Ronnie or Ron, rondogs like to party and are very energetic.
Rondog you down to go get some beers? ow Fuck yeah!!
rondog by Nick1979_Texas February 24, 2008