Flame Re•Tard•Ed
Adjective
When your
friends are being so highly
retarded that you need a fire extinguisher to knock off their bullcrap.
Stupidity so painful that if feels as if you are on fire.
Hannah: “My hair is so brittle it will catch on fire from time to time”
Me: “Really? That’s weird, my hair’s pretty flame retardant”.
Makenzie: “Did you just say your hair is flame retarded?”
Me: “What? No I said flame retardant.”
Makenzie: “What?”
Me: “Why are you so flame retarded Makenzie??”