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Reservoir Cross Country 

Homoerotic teenagers who take their shirts off to run with their teachers (or coach). Often like to pee together, calling it a "Group Pee." In the morning, they shower together; at night, they eat pasta at a big round table.

The boys like to wear tiny shorts and touch each other. They have a love child from North Carolina named Mansa.

The girls are really flexible. One of them is in a relationship with an older rich man. One of them likes a River Hill boy. All of them could get their coach fired.

WARNING: There are multiple runners with hyperhidrosis on the team.
A.
1# Did you see those gay shirtless people running past us singing "I want it that way?"
2# Yeah man, That was the reservoir cross country team on their easy run.

B.

1#. Why were those girls "cat-cowing" at the start line?
2#. It's the Reservoir Cross country team! That what they do!

Reservoir High School 

Reservoir High School aka 'Resi' is located off of highway 29 in Fulton, MD. It's the second wealthiest high school in Howard County and is know for their students' wild house parties, constant drama, soccer team, snobby mean girls, and few wannabe rednecks. Their mascot is the Gator and is known to have a very diverse group of students.
Guy #1: "Dude you date that girl from Reservoir high school? They have the baddest girls"
Guy #2: "Yeah man she's a gator"
Guy #1: "I bet she's a freak bro"

Girl #1: "I think that kid goes to resi"
Girl #2: "I hate them, they're all bitchy there and they all think they're too good for everyone.
Girl #1: yeah that's true. Their soccer teams are amazing but everyone there is always in too much drama

reservoir dogs 

Refers to when animals, dogs and rats et cetera, fall into a reservoir and are incapable of escape.
They must therefore eat each other to survive.
A bloody mess, of course, ensues
The Battle at the Kool Moe Dee concert was like a bunch of reservoir dogs going at it.

reservoir dogs 

Quentin Tarantino's "First" film, about a botched Bank heist.
Includes the (in)famous ear torture scene.
Reservoir Dogs?
"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to right, here I am stuck in the middle with you"
reservoir dogs by cool_penguin_0 August 20, 2004

reservoir tip 

the closed end of a (male) condom; the diameter of the condom is greatly reduced for the last 1/2-to-3/4".This small chamber reduces the pressure of semen in the end of the condom, reducing the risk of the condom breaking.
She squashed the reservoir tip of the condom with her thumb and forefinger as she rolled the 'lube' onto his erect penis.
reservoir tip by John R. December 9, 2003

Reservoir Tip-ster 

A hipster who wears the ubiquitous winter hat lifted high enough on the head that the end resembles the reservoir tip of a condom. Sometimes, the end will droop down (especially popular these days), and the hipster's hat will then resemble the reservoir tip of a used condom.
Ex.1:
Hipster 1: "seriously, dude, does having your hat pulled up like that make any difference?"

Hipster 2: "Yeah dude, that looks pretty ghey."

Reservoir Tip-ster: *walks off to shakespeare class in shame*

Ex.2:
-"Look at those fools! How do their hats stay on?"
-"Socks man. A bunch of reservoir tipsters."
-"That one smells like PBR"